my bra snapped when e yingying and i were waiting for our frappes at starbuckerboos yesterday. mindyou it's not e bra strap, for i was wearing strapless. how e fuck did it snap? my bra is goodbra can.goodbrand and all. so i conclude i'm seriously becoming more vertically challenged by e day. what hugs my hips now are tubs of lard! either that, or it must have been sth that i said to e yingying earlier.you see,when we walked past e nursing cubicle (for mothers to breastfeed their newborns/oldborns) at boringborder's toilet, i told her it was feedingtime for her. as usual some weirdalyankovichy of a person walked past and obviously heard what was said.
so note to self:NEVER to wear straplessbra underneath a whiteblouse.never.ever.NEVEREVER.and also, never ever take so much time to decide on your wardrobe that you end up wearing e wrong bra that doesnt give you e right support. so i was helplessly holding onto my chest area,tucked out my blouse that was tucked into my capris,and demanded that e yingying stick her hands under my shirt to help me buckle up. but no. she was lost in her gigglyfits that i'm so sure noone else saw/heard what was going on. amidst e exchanges of "hurry up help me buckle my bra!" and "hehehehe cannot la ppl outside can see", you really wonder whose bra really snapped. no thanks to e byjlookalike/lennonhairedyy,my agile fingers saved me. but i'm damn sure e starbuckerboos crew and maybe some lonesone customers who eavesdropped knew what was going on, for i didnt realise i was almost screaming at elaine demanding her to bucklemeup. and how dare you blog abt it you smengly eayy who's looking more like byj with e lennonhair! how cld you say you tried to help to buckle my bra up when each time your hand reach under my shirt, you sink into gigglyfits and end up not helping? you're e sweetest leh. you just want me to walk ard town exposed rite. ok la when you're not so smengly,you're precious enough to buy me vart i like.
we proceeded to meet e mellieboo(boo you suck)later,who later ditched the bitches to meet a sitarplayer after getting her loot and looking pweetty decked in e loot. how cld you dump e maharajahs for e sitarplayer? i already told you i wld play you like a spanishguitar all night long. i guess she preferred muttonflavoredones.and prefers a smaller instrument. she's pretty hungry too i must add so i hope mutton fills her up. do i hear a burp frm where you are?
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