we shd be banned frm mng. e morning of e mng sale on thurs,elaine and i met at an unearthly hr of 9am just to check out e sale. unearthly as i only had 3hrs of sleep frm zouk e nite before.e crowd that was already there was horrendous. e queues were so long and e place was packed with clothes strewn all over e place. kiasu as we are,we dug through e piles hoping to find sth we mite like. we found so many that we liketh very much. sadly we had to narrow e choices to what may suit e patheticbudgets. in 1 day,we checked out 3 mng branches, staying at each branch for an avg of 1hr each. we just cant get enough! poor soles. esp elaine's as she was unwise enough to wear heels. they were totally sore frm so much walking. elaine's my one and only mngsales shopping partner. we do this on a twice yearly basis. and shopping with her is always fun cos she is a crazybitch and we have so much fun bitching abt everything. and while checking out this tabloid mag at the borders,i found out abt a really deliciouslydecadent fact: that the mother&son characters frm niptuck,were actually dating!yummy!i love it when rships are so illicit.i cant imagine what they say to each other during offscreen intimacy. what i illustrated out to elaine is too lewdlyindecent to be mentioned here. and i didnt realise that there was an eavesdropper,looking so decent and all,decked in shirt and tie,who heard my entire role(fore)playing until elaine snickered. but the highlight of my day was when i bumped into my secsch bestfriend, whom i havent seen for 4yrs! speaking of her brings tears to my eyes cos i reallyreally missed her and to be able to see ethel and to hear her voice again was so heartfelt. my days in ij wldnt be so perfect if not for her lovelypresence. elaine and i were simply thrilled to see her! it seems so long ago when we were in ji for e first3mths and all e chain of events tt happened frm then on.we've indeed aged.


the following day,i met my gagagayle and for more shopping. i love gayle so much!she always has so many amusing stories to tell me.and now that she's a highflier,i'm entertained with stories of pilots and fellow stewardesses. from drinking with hk triads to scandals and seductions in e air. oohhoo. whatever happens at e cockpit,stays at the cockpit. so e two of us went crazy at mng again when elaine joined us. and we amused ourselves further by taking pictures while browsing thru e bra departments. gaylemyprettybaby has such bigbeautifuleyes. so electrifying arent they? that's my gorgeous stewardess. elaine's and my peepers seem so ridiculously small in comparison. oh yes. a particular paunch by e name of Ying Jr is just as amusing too. quite adorable too i must add if not i'm gonna be pinched by e Ying.
gayle and i had drinks at ochos and liberte at chijmes after that.drinking at former sch compound is such a treat! a night of too much beer i must say.gayle's male colleague and his friends joined us for drinks. we played this totally insane drinking game of 'I've never'. where dirtylittlesecrets and extremelykinkyexperiences were spilled for pleasure for all. funfunfunny! and the spilledsecrets are really too explicitlyillicit to be mentioned here, lest myblog might be stumbled upon if one's searching for perverselynaughtycontents on the searchengines.


and the weekend cldnt be anymore perfect than waking up to a loved one telling me how beauitiful i am to him. i must add that i look extremely grosse when i wake up. the morningbreath too is fwoah, not worth mentioning.


this week's gonna be fabulous albeit the schterm starting after the tooshort twoweeks break.with alvimylove returning to sg and i simply am dying to spend time with her. yes so much so that she'll get sick of me. and the verymuch anticipated dinner with ethel, with 4yrs of catchingup to do. i have millionsofthings to tell her. tons of mouthaction. cant wait!

slam your body down and wind me all ard.





while walking to e bus stop to catch e night rider after newsroombar, i heard a cheenapiangbeng pronounce terracotta, ie e one that four of us are posing with, as "teh-la-koo-tah".wahseh.i damn implessed leh.can plonounce so well ah.i really didnt want to turn ard to sneak a peek at him but i just had to.now i wish i didnt.
and i dont think i want to step into newsroombar ever again.





i wld have gone into e pool at km8 to have a dipdip+soaksoak+splishsplash if not for a certain inconvenience.e sun wasnt strong enough for a tan enhancement.oh well.heineken in e noon+munching on sandwiches made by cillia were quite a treat.


purr.
i love what absence can do to a person.
oh and by e way,granola bars make one hungrier and absolutely do not curb e appetite.
that's why i'm munching on two now.


time to raid e pantry again.

i know you're feeling me cos you like it like this.


the 21st was finally over and done with.


31stmay-the prebirthdaypartying


coccolatte.the company was fantabulous.i heard i did tons of crazyshit that night.skirtalmostpulledoff.revealing gs.podiumhogginghumping.misplacedhands.lustfuldeeds.oops.a little too explicit.tons of alcohol.loads of merrymaking.not that fun for most.it was gd while it lasted.
manythanks to all who came.
*manylovings.







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3rdjune-eve of thebirthday


i had the smashingest time with mel and elaine.my crazyass bitches.from drinks at this loveliest hiddenhideout called barstop. imitating this unappealing sexcretary who was desperately trying hard to seduce her boss by pouting her lips n squeezing e cleavage.to crazyfun at taboo.newfound "bestfriend" is this selfproclaimedSLUT: jimmy.he who loves to snog only angmohs n taught us how to shamelesslyseduce,ie by lifting up your top as you sway to e music.sexy!more alcohol of course came apouring.dancing under e shinydiscoball with all these reallyshinyhappyppl.real happy.where all inhibitions are shed.and may i add,attention was not on me for e first time.*ahem.yesyes humility is me.hands were kissed as greetings.birthdaysongs were sang in my ear by strangers who knew me not by my name,but as e birthdaygirl.i never danced any sexier.by vibrating even harder than a mulitspeed dildo turning anyone on faster than e miraculousbluepill+doing e mrbean thrusts n hands swinging in e opposite direction+dancing like robots.it was a nightful of laughters.
e only a pity:no pictures.cameraphones just arent tt good.




saturday4thjune-thebirthday


came home at 7am.woke up at 12 to bigloudbangs on the maindoor.the doorbell wasnt working dingdongnomore,so e deliveryboy was shouting "miss june(!!!!!)" so loud that it woke me up.i crawled out of bed so pissed that my beautyzzz was disrupted.and standing at e door was a deliveryboy with a glassvase full of 12 beautifulblueroses and a rather dodgylooking bluebear to match.sweetsurprise.frm e friend from boston.he called later asking if e deliveryboy sang me a birthdaysong,which e deliveryboy didnt.i dont blame him la.i greeted him with badmorningbreath+fbtshorts worn at the waist+some uglylooking singlet+squintingfrowns cos i wasnt wearing my glasses.who wld wanna sing birthdaysong for me looking like absolute pieceofpoo?
did i mention that i was suffering from the birthdayblues e entire wk?felt that on thebirthday itself.was even on e verge on cancelling dinner altogether because of certain ppl's absence.but i was so glad that i didnt.dinner at indochine waterfront restaurant was lovely.the atmosphere was intimate and cldnt be anymore perfect with te presence of leng and cillia.the restuarant felt like ours as we were e only ones dining indoors.the food was yums.the company i had was yummier.*burp.meal ended and the entire staff came out with a cake and sang me a birthdaysong.even e chef!awww.so sweet.
proceeded to drinks at bar opiume.even lovelier.three of us lounged on e blackcouches like lazylizards with buldgingbellies as the jazzband serenaded.in e midst of the maddeningrush, i felt this sudden peace frm within.this is living.wining and dining with two of my closestloves.i never felt happier.this is contentment.i may not have alot of flashy blingblings.but i have these preciousloves that dizzy me up with pricelesshappiness.







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pause.flabalert! check out my doublechin!i had to hide my buldging tummy with this lovelylavender top.which so happens to be a gift frm alvimylove.


so despite some detesting the mth of summerflinging and summerfuns, i'm loving it cos i'm celebrating me.this is the month to celebrate me.june is the month to celebrate june with june.
cheers!